This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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