So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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