Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
do nipples grow back?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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