you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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