I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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