I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Randomize
