They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Randomize
