What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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