Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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