I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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