ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
where are my eyebrows?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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