I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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