whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
