In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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