Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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