Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
