I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
she peed on how many people?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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