Porn is love you can see.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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