I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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