I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I have already put on my inside pants.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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