Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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