When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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