Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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