If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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