party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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