I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Couch. On fire.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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