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margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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