the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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