Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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