He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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