Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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