just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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