I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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