Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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