I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So squirting runs in the family.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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