Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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