First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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