If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
