He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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