A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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