WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
When did angry sex become our thing?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
