apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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