Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Did we literally take a cab across the street
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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