I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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