yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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