Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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