i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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