I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Randomize
