It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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