windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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