On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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