Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
